EXTREME Rock Paper Scissors

Almost in an attempt to out-do ourselves in the insanity department, me and my friends came up with an extreme version of Rock Paper Scissors. It's a three player game, we haven't properly tried it out yet so we don't know how well it'll work. Some combinations of objects/people/whatever have no effect on each other. There are tag teams, there's one object that needs a dice and all sorts of other complicated things. I've put in bold the items that are in one or more tag teams. Here are the rules. Good luck (understanding what the hell this is all about.)

• Rock BEATS scissors, glue, pea shooter, cardboard, pin, Ginny
• Paper BEATS rock, Ginny
• Scissors BEATS paper, water balloon, cardboard, pin, tarpaulin, Ginny
• Glue BEATS paper, scissors, cardboard, Zak, Ginny
• Fire BEATS rock, paper, scissors, glue, pea shooter, cardboard, tarpaulin, Ginny
• Water Balloon* BEATS paper, fire, cardboard, Ginny
• Cement BEATS rock, paper, scissors, glue, pea shooter, cardboard, pin, tarpaulin**, Ginny
• Acid BEATS rock, paper, scissors, glue, water balloon, pea shooter, cardboard, pin, Ginny
• Pea Shooter BEATS paper, glue, Ginny
• Cardboard BEATS paper, Ginny
• Pin BEATS paper, glue, pea shooter, cardboard, Zak, Voldemort, Harry, Ginny
• Rain BEATS paper, fire, cardboard, Zak, Ginny
• Tarpaulin BEATS pea shooter, rain, Zak, Voldemort, Ginny
• Zak BEATS rock, paper, scissors, fire, cardboard, Voldemort, Ginny
• Voldemort BEATS rock, paper, scissors, glue, fire, water balloon, cement, acid, pea shooter, cardboard, Ginny
• Harry (Potter) BEATS rock, paper, scissors, glue, fire, water balloon, cement, acid, pea shooter, cardboard, rain, tarpaulin, Voldemort
• Ginny BEATS Harry

TAG TEAMS

• Acid and Fire BEATS everything***
• Acid and Rain BEATS everything***
• Cement and Tarpaulin BEATS rain
• Zak and Water Balloon BEATS everything except tarpaulin
• Zak and Pea Shooter BEATS Voldemort, Harry, Ginny
• Zak and Harry BEATS tarpaulin, Ginny
• Pin and Water Balloon-this tag team means that water balloon does not need to throw a dice, because it'll definitely pop

* To use the water balloon, you'll need a dice. If you get an even number, it beats the objects listed. But you know sometimes water balloons don't pop...well that's the odd numbers.
** Cement beats tarpaulin UNLESS the third person is rain, in which case they form said tag team to defeat rain
*** In the event that each of acid, rain, and fire are used, you'll have to fight to the death to decide a winner.

If you would like to know more, just ask. I can't promise i'll be able to give a comprehensible answer but feel free to ask anyway :) if you try the game out, let me know how it goes. Bonsoir.